|We begin with Happy Hour at Applebees. We're classy. What?! Half price drinks and appetizers!|
|Cool, Sean. Cool.|
|Phillip looks thrilled, huh? Actually, I think he looks really cute.|
|The Alyssa Classic: Gigantic Long Island Iced Tea|
|This was our entertainment of the night. They were both sloppy drunk, but the girl was the one who decided to dance on me while I was placing my drink order. She tried it again when I was sitting innocently with the rest of the group! Poor thing.|
|I'm not really sure what emotion I was trying to portray here.|
|Is this not the most glorious table set-up of all time?!|
MY FAMILY ARRIVES ON SATURDAY!!!